Denny’s is best known for their signature Grand Slam breakfasts, but that may have just changed…
All eyes are on their fairly new, not so appetizing mascot-type thing that a lot of people think bears a striking resemblance to feces.
It’s kind of impossible not to see it.
Denny’s was probably aiming for a friendly sausage as their mascot, but at best we have a face that seems more like it’s welcoming us to the bathroom than a restaurant — and some people are straight up calling it a “turd.”
And what’s with those long arms? And that terrible fashion sense?
A turd in a fedora. I bet he’s huge on Reddit.
— brx0 (@brx0) September 10, 2017
You better eat that lunch! The Denny’s turd spent all morning slaving over a hot toilet bowl to make it.
— Hipster Sasquatch 🤘 (@Gr8SageEqlofHvn) September 10, 2017
Others can’t help but make crappy bathroom jokes at Denny’s expense.
Wierd he usually only shows up after you finish eating
— Neil Armstrong (@FatMan_OnTheRun) September 10, 2017
Denny’s does often gives me “the slams”
— maphew🌹 (@grown_ass_manx) September 9, 2017
Well, shit. What are we going to eat for lunch?
— Paula Hunt (@thepaulahunt) September 10, 2017
Truth in advertising, I respect that.
— Kevin Collins (@AllHailBrak57) September 10, 2017
And some are just plain confused.
Is that a Sausage Party character?
— Will Michael O’Neil (@ThisIsReadade) September 11, 2017
What is this even?
— 🕷Rebekkah Porter🕸 (@RebekkahPorter) September 11, 2017
what is that supposed to be?! 🤣 😂
— Em (@embellydance) September 10, 2017
Regardless of what he’s actually supposed to be, one thing is for sure: this little guy definitely does not look like something you want to eat.