Warning: Dad jokes ahead. Get ready for a lot of cringing.
Earlier this week,the BeyHive went crazy due to an Instagram post from celebrityhair stylist, Chuck Amos. It was a selfie of him and the Queen with the caption, Hang in there, Mama! Love you @Beyonce!!, leading the Hive to believe she was in labor.
THE WOMAN IS NINE MONTHS PREGNANT. WHAT WOULD SHE NEED TO HANG IN THERE FOR RIGHT NOW OTHER THAN CHILDBIRTH? THE DEFENSE RESTS.
This all went down on Trumps birthday, so that was funny. And also probably intentional on Beyoncs part. You know, since shes the Creative Director of the universe and everything.
But she STILL hasnt confirmed whether or not she and Jay Zstwins have arrived.
So while weve been (not even close to) patiently waiting for the arrival of the twins to end all twins, we at Elite Daily decided to ask dads what they think Beyonc should name her twins as a fun lil Fathers Day thing (read: Im losing my goddamn mind waiting for these babiesto arrive, I need a distraction).
Here are their responses.
Brace yourselves. Dad jokes are coming.
This dad thinks she should give the twins some proper British names.
This would be cute, TBH, but with an older sibling named Blue Ivy, the names of these twins need to be much more extra.
This dadthinks she should name the twins after his own daughter.
Beyonc wouldnt even go to Kim and Kanyes wedding, so unfortunately, for this dad, theres no way she would choose K names.
This is my best friends dad, and he didnt try that hard. Come on, Mr. Ganey! Wheres the creativity?!
But my friendscar broke down at my house yesterday and he came to fix it right away then we all ate some mac and cheese, so we good.
This dad couldnt come to the phone right now, so mom answered instead.
What do you MEAN he didnt know Beyonc was pregnant?! IM INSULTED.
This dad really had to think about this one.
I literally have no idea where these ideas came from, but this is very dad.
This dad went classic dad.
This dad knows what he likes.
HE LIKES THEM, OK?
This dad made an EXCELLENT choice and clearly knows how to meme.
Beyonc pregnant with one baby: Beyonce.
Beyonc pregnant with twins: Beytwice.
This dad is probably right.
Beyonc will most definitely not be naming one of her children Susan.
This dad thinks one of the babies should be named after him (Sami). He also seems to be a member of the BeyHive!!!
LOVE IT. ALL DADS WELCOME IN THE HIVE!!!
This dad clearly is a fan of .
In accordance with the laws of the universe.
This dad clearly didnt hear what I said about the Kardashians!!!
Directions on a compass are exclusively Kardashian names!!!
This dad might have come up with the funniest thing I have ever f*cking read.
Im done. Thank you for this, co-workers dad.
And this, this is my dad.
RED VINE. AND ORANGE LEAF.
THE GREATEST OF THEM ALL. NOT ONLY DID HE REMEMBER BLUE IVYS NAME, BUT HE ALSO STUCK WITH THE COLORED FOLIAGE THEME.
My dad is the greatest dad on the planet with the greatest dad jokes of all time, and thats science.
Happy Fathers Day to Jay Z and all of the dads out there, but mostly mine.